Jacob the Mighty Super Scooper 47
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Jacob was just a norrrrrmal hapapie little boi he eleven years old and attends college even though he is dumb as a brick. Today at college, some thing TERRIBE happen. he gets back home and sometime after he hears a weirdass noise. His house gets bulldozer and he almost dies he wakes up in the emerergency rooms.
"Ay what happen" ask Jacob
"your house was somehow bulldozed and your family is dead" the nurse say
"whaaaat my family is dead" Jacob couldn't not believen't it. "Who did it"
"All the evidence points to a kid named Trevor but unfortunately we have no evidence to support this claim" the nurse say. No ways, that be his bully from college."SHOW ME HIM" Jacob directs. the nurse nodedreded "yes" and left the room came back with Trevor, his bully form schooler.
"what the fuck, man" Jacob sad. "why do you bulldozer my house kill my family?"
"I found a bulldozer no one was in or around it so it is mine now. I just wanted to show it to you and I needed your attention what better way is there to do that otehr than bulldoze your house." Trevro explainer he did not take ti serious. "and I not know your family just HAPPENED to be in it I didn't mean to kill your family OK."
"do you know what thiser is meaning? I KILL you with SHOVEL because I'm CRAZy and EVIL now!!" Jacob spawns a shovel from his inventory and bonks Trevor over the head with it. Trevor dies instantly.
"oh no he's very dead I shall get his parents over Here" the nurse worry go near the an door. Jacob lifts her up and places her in his invenotory he leave thru da window go back to his House.
"yes you shall be is my and wife" Jacob say place her on floor from inventoroy. "unfortunately we no can is get marriage at the current time so we tea party insted" he spawns tea party equpmint. according to official law they are now a married. "darnit i guess i'm and wife now" Jacob si glad he now has and wifer officaial law according to. Jacob finds the bulldozer Trevor used and bulldozes everyone in town because he is unstoppable, EVIL, CRAZY, BROOTAL, INSANE, MENTALLY ILL IN AMITYVILLE, and every other descriptor that may apply. THE END. oooooohhh spooky you loved this scary freaky creepyapastas now you are legally obligated to follow me on vampirefreaks DO IT, pleb
Labels: creepypasta, fanfiction, jokefic, YOUWILLFUCKINGSHITYOURPANTS
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