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5.1.26

average day in the life of frederick faz pizzer

It's your first night at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. Nothing was happening so you were really bored just absently watching the cameras. None of the aminatronics were moving there wasn't much a point though.

Until you hear glass shattering somewhere and you check the cameras to see......HATSUNE MIKU!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?

yes Hatsun Michael has broken into teh pizzeria place thru da window and you see in the cameras she's dragging Freddy with her???!?!? She bring him to pirates cove and make him kisser Foxy how strong is she be!??!?/11/1//1!

"har har har how did i get hare" Freddya sk when he notice he's not on staig anymoar. "kiss! kiss! Kiss!" Hatson Michu chant like an cult.

"I CAME FOR ye booty" say Foxy"I dont mean treasure neitha" and he kiss Freddy on his own. Hatsuney Meku yell in fujoshi and pet them lika cats. She boop da snoot an getin with teh ksissin.

Your jaw FELL to the FLOOR watching the cameras. You had to go pick it up and when you bend there's something bhind you.

"nice azz" bonnie say behind your behind. Then he starts playing the booty song on his guitar. man he must reely liker dat azz

So you grab your jaw and put back in your dentures Bonnie's still playing the booty song though and you see on the cameras Hatoony Michelle is still kissing Freddy who is kissing Foxy who is kissing her.

It make you mad that you're being left out, but Bonnie probably wouldn't let you go over there because he is behind you.

So you settle for Bonnie instead and kiss him while the booty song is still emineming from his guitar even though he isn't touching it. How that works is none of your concerns.

But then your alarm went off and you look back to see it is 6 AM and you must get the animatronics back on the stage so you can leave.

You went over to pirate's cove to get Hatsune Miku to help with the animatronics since you saw her drag Freddy with no problem, but when you got there, she was gone, and Freddy was too. He was already on stage. There was no noise indicating movement, and the window was intact even though you remember it being shattered. Maybe you imagined it. Maybe working here is driving you crazy. Maybe Hatsune Miku is a fictional mascot and doesn't exist. Bonnie's still in your office though. Guess you gotta move him yourself.